How to Steer Clear of a Molech Cult
It might seem unbelievable that some people recreate ancient religious cults that practiced things such as child sacrifice, but it happens - there’s a lot of spooky stuff out there! The Bohemian Grove in California, a camp which hosts some of the most powerful men in the world for several weeks a year, is supposed to have practiced what they called a “cremation of care ritual.” When two filmmakers sneaked in, they discovered this ritual was actually a tribute to the ancient sun deity Molech, to whom many cultures sacrificed children in burning fire. The devotees seem to have been a little confused - their idol had the head of an owl rather than Molech’s usual bull - but this only goes to show how deceptive some Molech cults can be. We won’t be fooled!
If the international elite can sport hoods and chant in tongues, who knows where else it might be going on? Has your neighbor been talking about how much they love the summer heat? Is Fido always running around like a crazed beast in the afternoon sunlight? Does your wife ramble on and on about her tan? If so, it may be time to take precautions - you could be smack dab in the middle of a local Molech cult!
To help you effectively deal with this terrible danger, we’ve created a set of guidelines; by following these simple steps, you can protect yourself and your family from an imminent threat.
- Take note of any Canaanite license plates in your neighborhood.
- Report any detections of the smell of burning human flesh to the authorities.
- Always wear SPF 30 or above when going to the beach or hosting a backyard barbecue.
- Beware of giant 100ft tall bronze statues of bull-men in your town square or at the park.
- Talk to your children about the dangers of playing “passing through the fire” with large groups of strangers.
Use these rules and help educate your community about staying aware of Molech cults - only you can prevent sacrifice fires!